Humanitarian Aid
!!!!!This Is Not Nonsense – This Is For Real – I’m being Totally Serious!!!!
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Take a good look at this guy. He’s a tourist just lying in wait, ready to enjoy the nightlife in Phuket, Thailand. In the last two years he has had a Ventriculoperitoneal shunt (VP) installed in his brain for an Arachnoid cyst. He nearly died from a subdural haematoma 7 month ago that was caused by his VP shunt over draining. He was thrown into jail by the police because while he was suffering from the subdural haematoma the police thought he was high on Meth. His wife left him. She said she hasn’t loved him for 17 years. His wife wasn’t intimate with him for 17 years. If anyone deserves a break, it’s him. Lets send him to Asia!
He………, is actually me. The story is true.
So the way I look at it, I have 17 years of intimacy (sex) to make up for. Considering my passion for Asian women and Asia I can not think of a better place than Bangkok, Thailand to make up for those 17 years. I’ve always wanted to go to Soi Cowboy. I’ve heard it’s a lot of fun. The nightlife and the bars in bangkok and Phuket are especially appealing. Think what I can do for the Thailand Tourism industry! Bar after bar, hooker after hooker
I need your help! Bangkok is calling! Being on the road to Divorce, having a child that is on the verge of going to college, being deep in credit card debt, no thanks to my masterful inept ex, there is just no way for me to afford to go. I only need assistance with the airfare & hotel or condo. I’ll pay for food, alcohol, condoms, Viagra, hookers and penicillin.

See What I'm Missing!!!
All I ask; is for $1. That’s right, one saw buck. So one day soon I can get on a jet and enjoy the pleasures of Asia. Below is a spot to make your donation for my Asian Hooker field trip. It will only take you a second and it’s only $1!!! Way cheaper than a cup of coffee, but look at how much pleasure it will give me!
My promise to you is that in return, I will share with you all of the photos and videos I take. Thank you in advance for your generosity!!!!


